This is a corp. You are a player. Any questions? We are here to have fun. We are the fuck ups. We are the mistakes. WE ARE THE ONES THAT YOU NEVER SAW COMING. WE ARE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE AND YOUR BEST FRIEND. FUCK THE RULES. FUCK STUFF. WE ARE HARDCORE. WE ARE SOFT CORE. YOU WISH YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT MAYBE DOING THINGS WITH US RIGHT MEOW.